Frequently Asked Questions
PAYMENT METHODS ?

We currently ONLY accept BITCOIN, CashApp, Money Order and CASH payments by mail. We are working towards adding more payment methods in the future. Stay tuned!

International Shipping?

We only ship to the USA

How much time do I have to make payment arrangements?

You will have 2 business days ( Monday – Friday and excluding holidays) to provide payment upon completing your order., When placing your order online you have 2 business days to email us the tracking number for your payment, otherwise we will be forced to release your items back into our online inventory. We recommend sending payments via USPS Priority, USPS Certified mail or UPS Ground, DO NOT OVERNIGHT or NEXT DAY PAYMENTS.

Bitcoin orders must be paid within 24 hours or order will be auto canceled. (Email us if you need extra time.)

Shipping Options?

USPS PRIORITY Mail $10

All above shipping methods are discreet & will include tracking number. Orders are shipped within 3 business days of payment receipt.

A tracking number is emailed to you immediately upon your shipment going out. We respect your privacy so orders will be shipped discreetly with no mention of seeds, seed bank, hemp, cannabis or anything of that nature.

All seed packs are shipped in original unopened breeder packaging.

Freebies?

We will throw in freebies whenever we are able do so.

All customers at LAUGHING FAT GUY must be 21+ years of age and agree to comply with all local and federal laws. LAUGHING FAT GUY complies with all state and federal laws and it is absolutely vital that you do the same. Because of the variance in local laws, LAUGHING FAT GUY is not able to evaluate what is or is not legal for you to germinate seeds and makes no claims to knowing what is or is not legal in your location. Instead, it is the policy of LAUGHING FAT GUY that all cannabis seeds are for collection/novelty/souvenir purposes only. Cannabis seeds contain zero THC and germination of cannabis seeds is strictly forbidden by federal law. For more information please consult your local and federal legislation. Please collect responsibly.

How to contact us

You can contact us directly through the “Contact” link at the top of the page or you can email us at hillcitycannabis@gmail.com . If your question pertains to an order please reference order number in email. We respond to all emails within 24 hours. Check your JUNK/SPAM folder if you don’t see our emails.
Interested Breeders: Please use one of these two methods and we will reply with a private email address for us to further communicate through.

Please do not DM us questions on Instagram.

Because of recent bans to many of our favorite followers on Instagram, we are taking extra precautions when it comes to communication. We don’t want to get banned from IG. We take great pride in being extremely responsive and punctual in answering any and all inquiries (but please remember do not post anything sales-related on IG) Please use the “Contact “ link on our page for questions.

How do I send the payment ? Can i do it from home ?

Avoid the long lines in the post office and do it from home! You are able to print your own priority mail shipping label with a tracking number from the convenience of your own home using the Post Office Click-N-Ship service. You can also utilize Self-Service Kiosks inside select Post Office locations (select Self-Service Kiosks from the ‘Locations Types’ drop-down menu). Some post office locations even keep these self-service kiosks open 24 hours a day! So there is no longer a need to stand in line and wait at the post office. Please note that tracking is mandatory and if not supplied, we have no responsibility if your payment gets lost in transit.

How do I pay using BITCOIN ?

There are a several ways to pay with bitcoin. One easy way to buy bitcoin with a debit card is thru a phone app like BITPAY or COINBASE.
Buying bitcoin using cash can be done by searching “BITCOIN ATM” in your area to convert cash to bitcoin.

Cash Discounts  ?

Cash orders will have a 5% discount applied at checkout. No coupon needed.

Return Policy

We do not offer returns at this time.

My seeds did not pop. What can I do ?

Seeds are sold as novelty souvenir items and are not meant to be anything more than that.

Privacy Policy

We do not track or sell your information ever! We take your privacy seriously. We use encrypted emails and site servers.

Site Security

We use 256 bit encryption on all orders. Our website is hosted and secured with SSL, Firewall and Malware protection. METHODS ?